HOW TO MAKE MONEY AS A POET
LESSON 18: Marketing Your Product
Get outside and box.
How to Make Good Money as a Poet
Volume
Keep up the volume
Then they have to buy all the books
And go looking
for something good
self-effacing
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tit angles
in relation to women's personality gauge it
chart it
tit angles
canadian research grant
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Poem-in-a-Jar
Ode-in-a-Jar
Rhythm-in-a-Jar and it vibrates when you pick it up
or could be hand written
with desperate plea
send money
fax phoney part
pleas plea
should colour of lid
indicate mood of poem
should label
indicate word topic theme
or what of material
metal lid or plastic
*** Replace the safety seal so they have to punch cover
*** Note: if freshness seal broken do not consume
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dead poet cookbook
dead poet cookbook
Poem-in-a-Jar
limited edition collector poetry
signed by author
artist proof worth more
more worth more
per line $1 $5 $100 skies the limit
capitalism:
self effacing charity:
give-drop poem-in-a-jar to bums to sell
use as tax write-off full retail + "costs"
have party supporting charity more tax write-off
wheee! thank you taxpayers
mmmm! tax write-off
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Verse libre'
Convince public that your random scratchin's'
have deeper meaning social import
esoteric erotic meaning
make it plainly oblivious for them
doubletalk and double walk
run at them
when you recite
a poem
attack poetry
possible sales to war department
note when publishing do not include how to make money poet stuff proprietary secret
information
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Poetry Repair.
Fix other peoples poems
Putter with their pitter-patter
Charge per word (or line) no word
Fix their lines
of poetry and charge them for it
Could franchise this idea
have walk-in shops around the planet
Poetry Repair;
Pete's Poetry Repair; friendly sounding.
Come down to Pete's we'll fix what's the matter with your pitter-patter
Could increase sales by charging for coffee and downnuts
when they bring in their poems for repair.
(Making money as a poet is a joke, easy living man)
Petes Podium of Poetry Repair
Poetry Repair
there's gotta be money in it somehow
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Ads
In the backs of magazines *2007 or spam
Now you can make EASY MONEY AT HOME
With the fastest growingnest gosh darn bestest
Poetry Repair
Can you spot the error in this:
Twinkle twaddle little star
How I wonder what you are
Yes. You saw it. Easy wasn't it. And in no time at all
you'll being doing this to even some of the greats:
Romeo Romeo
Oh where for fart thou Romeo
Editors pay big bucks for this stuff.
Poetry repair.
do it at home.
Ads
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1 book = poems + free towel inside
free towel inside your book of poems
poem and a free towel
could be symbolic message
something about a towel and a poem
maybe the beach
maybe the bitch
something about a towel and a poem
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poem-in-a-casket
very Goth
sort by flavour
poem of the month club (with underwear)
poem panties
poem panties
panties with poems on the bum
maybe women will let me write on their pantied bum
and charge them for it
(i'm voting for poem panties)
Panty Poetry
I'll be rich
fifty bucks a toss
Painted Panty Poetry
for fifty bucks a toss
I'll come to your house
and paint a poem on your panties
we'll discuss each poem
over tea and cookies
so you'll get what you like
get what you like
poem on your pantied behind painted
fifty bucks a toss
call now
HOW TO MAKE MONEY AS A POET
By: RickthePoetWarrior
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