Will Curley – A Balanced Review
Will Curley A Balanced Review
Will Curley A Balanced Review
This literary prose serves to inform the innocent web browser of the unspeakable evils contained within the pages of a personal blog overseen by the spiteful tyrant Will Curley. Readers should be forewarned of the dangers assumed by visiting Curley's page and allow this essay to serve as a well heeded summary aimed at alleviating undue stresses resulting from such a visit. Mr. Curley chooses to mock his visitors at first entry to his domain by use of threatening images depicting office equipment misuse. Not only is this irresponsible as a web developer, it is simply reckless to condone such behaviors as recognized leader in the online community. With a look of terror projected on his face; Will seeks to ignite the moral fabric of viewers unexpecting insides.
His selfish mannerisms are perhaps epitomized most effectively by the line of text royally placed above sole advertisement reading "Click on the ad so I make money." This selfless promotion falls not only outside the social realm of expected behaviors, but continues to directly violate fair advertising guidelines set forth by Google, and agreed upon by Mr. Curley.
I will conclude my balanced review with a personal reflection on my recent experience ordering from Will Curley's e-store. Initially drawn back by the severe lack of content and low quality of materials I challenged my patience by reading into the product descriptions. In his description for his "on sale" item, Chalk, Will admits to stealing the very item he plans to send you from a teachers room, I quote "I found this chalk in my teachers room." Curley goes on to mention, "Shipping is using the US postal service, so like normal your item will show up broken." I think pointing out the irony of ordering a product guaranteed broken is redundant, but order I did as required for the research in writing this review. No less than three weeks passed between my ordering and verbally confirming with Will Curley my purchase of one "Quantity" of broken chalk, and my filing a paypal dispute. The item was never received and I was refunded my initial investment of $1 USD. Upon approaching Will to discuss and hopefully resolve our unfortunate financial dispute I was met with an onslaught of profanity and visual mockeries.
I hope any reader of this balanced review takes seriously the warning I have presented, and acts with caution until the web-nazi Will Curley has been tossed from his distrusting throne.
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