Why Bald Men Make More Money and Save the World
Now before you cry with locks like Rapunzel and start to cry
, how beautiful is your hair, check out the brush aside and a second. Having hair is not a bad thing, I think it's just time-consuming and harmful to the environment.
How much time do you waste every day, look at the latest sexual, GQ Subway hairstyles? How much money, resources and energy are lost or used during the time you spend in the mirror made plays with your hair? I think men do this morethan women, but more subtle about it than women.
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Lenders TreeI'll give you a few reasons why bald men do not just save more money, but the world a better place:
1) Bald men are environmentally friendly (ie everything) You note Greenies. You can camping without batteries for the lights. Baby oil, a bald head, and the right angle in the moonlight lights up your campsite and you would not want to believe it. This saves trees, fireplace use, and canSmokey the Bear in the night to sleep.
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Lenders Tree2) Soon, men enjoy most of the harmful UV rays of the sun. So the next time you laugh on a sun burnt the head, do not forget the head, that just saved your butt. Boats, motorcycles, convertibles, jet skis, etc., all to save on fuel because of the streamlined aerodynamics of a bald head. Want to save on gas prices? Get a bald or sell a unit.
3) Draft like a race car behind a bald man in the shopping center. We tend to move faster and drafting behind one of usCut your shopping time in half. Plus, we spend 20 minutes in the hair care section on the lookout for the latest lubricating gel or apply to our manes. Also, we have no conception of the word "salon" and we have savings of around $ 15-800 (depending on political affiliation) dollars every 2 weeks does not know that word.
4) Save Time Men's electricity and water. Men with hair (or the attempt to what they have left to keep) to continuously burn electricity and called these terrible things"Lamps". They stand in the mirror for what seems to be searching for hours, combs, brushes, look at, goodbye, slicking back, looking Blow drying, brushing, seek, turn, smile, parting, brushing, seek fart, blow-drying again
Because this charade / Pastime / paranoia / obsession has happened, was the electricity meter box outside spins faster than a quasar. All this after the 30 minutes shower. Washing the hair with a pre-shampoo shampoo, then some magicRegrowth or mystical re-color treatment, then shampoo with aloe plant with some soil mix (to make it sound male), then a method of attaching Conditioner Mist, the hair will stay connected on her head for eternity.
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By: Gordon
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