The importance of diet in the departure of the Elves to Valinor
The importance of diet in the departure of the Elves to Valinor
First, let me tell you that nobody (except Axelle and I thank him) has had the urge to read my previous article did not discourage me at all, know the you do will not get away so easily!
Today we will therefore consider the role played by the digestive system of the elves in their disappearance from Middle Earth.
Although some people totally refute this hypothesis, the elves eat!
It is already certain that they regularly fill the belly of Lemba, but there are probably other types of food absorbed by the delicate little stomachs (flowers, tobacco, alcohol, drugs, coffee, chorizo ...) But this food should be treated in one way or another and waste are inevitably also rejected as in any self-respecting digestive system. This applies to all living beings since time immemorial and always will until the universe collapses in on itself as they planned on France 5.
However we know that elves are more or less immortal (some say rather 'longevity serial ") and they lived almost 10,000 years in Middle-earth ... which would imply that under and Middle Earth is are stored millions of megatons of waste Elven more or less buried ... (I presume that during the battles for several days - which were numerous, the priority was not to dig latrines ...)
At the end of the first age, aware of the alarming environmental impact of these pits poo, they decided to seriously address the problem.
It was then that adds the "Elvish boots" in order to move on without feeling poop cons ... in fact the magical properties of these boots confer on their holders the opportunity to walk on the poop-and secondarily on -snow without sinking. A Eram, a native of Beleriand gray elf, who loved above all the leather work, then created the boots in their final form.
Thus, the elves thought addressing the issue of their waste, much of which was also sunk to the delight of all, during the fall of Thangorodrim!
Some sources prefer to remain anonymous-who-have attempted to draw my attention to the fact that this shit would have posed no problem since it would be a priori biodegradable (low odor, moderate gluanticit, rapid decomposition, etc.). "
Say nothing ... although we can not prove beyond the exceptional growth of some trees on the territories inhabited by elves abounding undoubtedly pits poop open in defiance of all the other races inhabiting the land Middle.
For if the elves can safely set foot on a poop without dirtying your boots, this is not even members of other races living in Middle Earth who are forced to soft muddy boots every time they leave home!
Even assuming that the biodegradable poop (it remains to prove) elves do not piled up over the millennia, but rather a mixture of humus soil to form the most enriched in the history of the humanity, we must also take into consideration the fact that the elves are not alone in having spent so much time on their droppings pollute Middle-earth: in fact, shortly after their appearance at Lake Cuivenen, the water of awakening, Melkor jealous of the birth of elves shaped the orcs, who they are not immortal, multiply exponentially and form the largest community of Middle Earth, and at any age history whatsoever.
It goes without saying that given the basic diet of toast, stagnant water, vomited and tabbouleh human flesh, their poop is far from being biodegradable!
It's probably under the joint action of digestion residues Elven and Orc lands that were irretrievably buried Middle! At the end of the second age, no further plot of land was spared ...
Indeed, coverage of orc and elf poop all over the territory had grown to such proportions that it became very difficult not to step in at every step even the boots seemed less effective over the years ....
The elves then decided by mutual agreement to leave permanently middle-earth to go elsewhere and Valinor their poop seemed to be the best place to settle for digging new pits.
No news has reached us from the West, where they sailed and no mortal will never whether or not Valars granted them the grace to deliver them forever to defecate!
Thus ends the second fascinating article.
I hope that you enjoy and that you are happy to learn more about the reasons that led the elves to leave our shores forever.
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