How to pickup women : The Laundromat Pickup
Author: David Sherva
The Laundromat Pickup Ok, youve probably heard that Laundromats are great pick up places, better than a singles bar thats because they are! Maybe not better, but certainly a great alternative thats just as good. You can pretend your entire motive is to wash clothes, and that youre not on the make. The woman wont have that feeling like youre just trying to pick her up if you strike up a chat here even if thats exactly what youre doing! What really helps you out here is that women like to talk, and they love to give advice especially to helpless men! First of all, pick a good Laundromat meaning one where youve seen lots of attractive women who arent dragging a bunch of kids with them or wearing wedding rings. Basically, pick one in a neighborhood with lots of young, single women theyll be using the Laundromat close to home. And dont worry if you already have a washing machine at home, its worth the trip out and a little change to meet women! If you meet someone that eventually makes it back to your place and discovers you have a machine at home, just tell her it was broken, or better yet, be honest and say you went to the Laundromat hoping to meet someone, and that was the best decision you ever made because you met her. But lets back up, first youve got to meet her! So go to the Laundromat with your basket of clothes no detergent. Make sure you dont bring anything a woman might find disgusting like really dingy, holey underwear, badly stained
T-shirts, or socks that used to be white but now look like you walked through mud in them. However, something slightly stained wont hurt like a grass stain on your jeans or chocolate sauce on a shirt. You can use this later to help with the conversation Go in, plop your laundry basket down on a machine near one or more ladies you wouldnt mind picking up, and start digging through the basket like youre looking for something. Then say out loud to yourself, Oh, man, I forgot the detergent! Laundromats usually have a vending machine selling detergent, so go over and start browsing. Act like you dont know which one to pick, then go to the woman you want to chat up and say, Excuse me, they dont have my regular detergent here and I dont know what to use. Can you help me pick one out? Women cant resist an opportunity to give advice, and they love the idea that men might be helpless when it comes to some chores, like laundry. This is where, if youve got the grass stain or whatever, you can bring that up and say you dont know what to do to get it out. She may come over and show you how to rub detergent on the stain, etc. After you get the detergent, go back to your machine, fumble around, and go back to her and say, Im sorry to keep bothering you, but these machines are different than what Im used to and I dont know what setting to use. Could you give me a hand? Im sorry to seem so helpless. Milk the helpless bit for all its worth. Ask her how much detergent to use, what colors you can wash together, and what temperature to set the water at whatever you can think of. Also, if the Laundromat doesnt have a vending machine for detergent, ask the woman if you can borrow some of hers. Insist on paying her back by paying for her washing or dryer use. Either way, once youve got her talking, keep chatting about clothes as long as that stays interesting once it starts to get lame and boring, ditch the topic! Make sure and introduce yourself and get her name, then start asking her about herself. Find out where she works, what she does for fun, what movies or bands she likes, what her favorite types of food are. You can use that info as shes packing up her clothes to leave Say, Thanks so much for the help. Id love to pay you back by taking you out for some Italian food (or going to hear that band you like, or see that movie you said youd been dying to see.) And one last thing, be ready with an explanation of why youre using this particular Laundromat if its not in your neighborhood, just in case she asks. Make sure you pick one thats not too far from home, and just say the one in your neighborhood was full and you didnt want to wait for a machine. Now grab some change, a pile of dirty clothes, and get ready to bag that babe!About the Author:
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