Find Out if your man is lying
It's 2am, you have just have had a series of multiple orgasms
, and you are glowing like Sirius. You give him a complacent kiss and send him off to the bathroom, so that he can smell just of himself and not any of the love making residue. But when he is going to the bathroom for the process, he takes his blackberry with him. Mmmmhhhh... ! What do you think, he is upto? Preparing a Presentation for his next meet with a super-paying client, or is he the client himself, pitching his tent with an other chick for a doosra or theesra mint?
See, a man can lie, but he can be caught upright when his balls are hanging far between the devil and deep blue sea. Unlike women, men are not ambitious liars. They only fib to get away from the complications. They are actually dumb, but definitely smarter in terms of making their women believe about stuff they have to say (unless you are 'really' dumb, then GOD only save your butt).
So here we surf through the ripples to see whether your man is actually lying or he is so sweetly and uselessly loyale to you!
1) Lightening Flash: That's what the anthropologists call the man's raising of his eyebrows or wrinkling his forehead. Yes, next time your man does something like this, you know what that body language is called and now you must also know that, that body language meant he just checked a babe in black dress showing her most nasty cleavage and your man even said 'hello' to the entry of her meat puppets.
2) His upper head is playing on the strings of geometry: His head is moving like a cheap-quality joystick in angles like 'acute', which ain't cute, 'obtuse' and then he is going to bring it to around 58 degrees making it seem 'complementary', but only for you to understand that he is being 'Loyal'. Nope! he is just messing with ya. Even if he erects at 90 degrees, you must know that something ain't right, coz, he is only trying to make it seem right, but remember it's just hoax like veneer.
3) There is a stitch between the lip and the smile: yes, this body language will try to tell you he is Jason Statham kissing Sylvester Stallone, coz, the latter half smiles and the former don't smile, so what happens when they get together? Of course! They become the 'Expendables'; and so will your man's charm when he half-smiles. So when he half-smiles, catch him by his horns and beat him to death.
4) Ooooh! He is staring at you and you are dampening your Arizona, coz you have never been stared at "Ooooh so intimately/ slash/ romantically":
Nah! that might not be just the case/ he may be looking & seeking more than just your attention or even making you feel 'aaaaaaauhhh'(orgasmic moan). He infact wants you in his/your bed, since his bed is dirty from last night's humping. So don't fall for just the deep dark stare.
5) He can smile but won't show his teeth? Don't worry, watch 'He is not that into You' on HBO, or if you can't wait then buy yourself a DVD. When a man smiles, but barely manages to show a bit of teeth, it means your company, he is OK with; but, for romance, nah! So, he is not into you. Simply buy some Fastrack gear and 'move on'.
This can be a tricky one. Your so called man might even be trying to cover the PIGmented stains on his teeth for the PIG that he is. No offense to pigs though.
6) Do his toes face each other? This Body language means he ain't holding his pee. I mean that's a gal's way of putting it. But boys when they do this, it means, he is not sure if he has what it takes. He is unsure, so please push your breasts up and say 'next please'.
7) One leg in Tibet and the other in China?
Then he is lying gal! That's it. A man won't stand with his legs apart when talking to you, unless he has red hot burning hemorrhoids that will make his predecessors be born with ready-made sunburns.
We are humans, egoistic. We have our beliefs and portraits. For us to be able to follow a league than which we are used to is like skinning out from our original skin and then being asked to snuggle up to with that of a Pooh! The 'Cuddly Bear' which is the preferred women's choice.
So women, we will change our Body Language, we will certainly improvise our Body Language and make you believe everything we say, so that you don't have to be worried and crack your heads about decoding our stupid-ass moves:)
Find Out if your man is lying
By: Girdhari Singh Rajpurohit
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