25 Rules That Guys Wish Women Knew

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Crying is blackmail.

2. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.

3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.

4. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.

5. Get rid of your cat.

6. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

7. Anything you wear is fine. Really.

8. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.

9. You have too many shoes.

10. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

11. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up, put it down.

12. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.

13. Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.

14. "Yes" and "no" are perfectly acceptable answers.

15. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

16. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.

17. Sunday = sports.

18. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap-opera guys.

19. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.

20. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?

21. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.

22. You can either ask us to do somethingor tell us how you want it done -- not both.

23. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.

24. You have enough clothes.

25. Nothing says "I love you" like sex.

Good Luck From Your Future Dating

25 Rules That Guys Wish Women Knew

By: John Hazelton

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