subject: Find Humor Inspired Wedding Vows [print this page] So are you getting married and are thinking of sharing your comic side with your invited guests, if yes then you the following humorous wedding vows will surely provide motivation. I.e. you can use traditional vows and include a line such as "I promise to always bake your favorite chocolate cookies,". If you want to give your guests a good laugh, then you should consider writing a full set of humorous wedding vows like the Dr. Seuss inspired ones below.
Don Andrews, the person that penned these vows says, "Me and my bride agreed long ago that we wanted to craft our own wedding vows, and a quick idea, I suggested the following. Unfortunately, my bride wasn't that impressed"
Wedding Officiant: Will you answer me right now these questions, as your wedding vow?
Groom: Yes, I will answer right now your questions as my wedding vow.
Wedding Officiant: Will you take her as your wife? Will you love her all your life?
Groom: Yes, I take her as my wife, Yes, I'll love her all my life.
Wedding Officiant: Will you have, and also hold just as you have at this time told?
Groom: Yes, I will have, and I will hold, just as I have at this time told, Yes, I will love her all my life as I now take her as my wife.
Wedding Officiant: Will you love through good and bad? Whether you're happy or sad?
Groom: Yes, I'll love through good and bad, whether we're happy or sad, Yes, I will have and I will hold Just as I have already told, Yes, I will love her all my life, Yes, I will take her as my wife!
Wedding Officiant: Will you love her if you're rich? Or if you're poor, and in a ditch?
Groom: Yes, I'll love her if we're rich, And I will love her in a ditch, I'll love her through good times and bad, Whether we are happy or sad, Yes, I will have, and I will hold (I could have sworn this has been told!) I promise to love all my life this woman, as my lawful wife!
Wedding Officiant: Will you love her when you're fit, and also when you're feeling sick?
Groom: Yes, I'll love her when we're fit, and when we're hurt, and when we're sick, and I will love her when we're rich and I will love her in a ditch and I will love through good and bad, and I will love when glad or sad, and I will have, and I will hold Ten years from now a thousandfold, Yes, I will love for my whole life this lovely woman as my wife!
Wedding Officiant: Will you love with all your heart? will you love till death you part?
Groom: Yes, I'll love with all my heart from now until death do us part, and I will love her when we're rich, and when we're broke and in a ditch, and when we're fit, and when we're sick, (Oh, CAN'T we get this finished quick?) and I will love through good and bad, and I will love when glad or sad, and I will have, and I will hold, and if I might now be so bold, I'll love her my entire life, yes, I WILL take her as my wife!
Wedding Officiant: Then if you'll take her as your wife, and if you'll love her all your life, and if you'll have, and if you'll hold, from now until the stars grow cold, and if you'll love through good and bad, And whether you're happy or sad, and love in sickness, and in health, and when you're poor, and when in wealth, and if you'll love with all your heart, from now until death do you part, yes, if you'll love her through and through, please answer with these words:
Wedding Officiant and Groom: I DO!
Wedding Officiant: You're married now! So kiss the bride, but please, do keep it dignified.
by: Greg Savoie
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