subject: the law of large numbers, broken html code, and my missing car [print this page]
i am currently reading a giant wall of text about "probability and the law of large numbers" on insurances.net and i honestly don't even know how i got here. i think my fried brain is just trying to calculate the mathematical probability of my car actually still existing on this planet. it is july 8th. i dropped it off at carwrapprofessional on june 16th. 22 days for a basic vinyl wrap. the guy is 100% ignoring my texts now. there's a sidebar ad on this page for reolink security cameras and i am genuinely debating buying one just to secretly mount on a streetlamp outside his garage so i can see if my sedan has been chopped for parts.
I am legally carless.
which means in about four hours i have to drag another 30-pound bag of dry cat food onto a standing-room-only city transit bus for the feral cat warriors colony drop-off. the cheap plastic handles on those massive kibble bags are scientifically designed to sever human circulation. my fingers will be completely purple and numb before i even step up to scan my bus pass. my spine is going to shatter into dust. i hate the bus more than anything in the world.
