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Lets face it, society today is simply one giant factory for emasculated Hasbins forever beckoning at the gates of fornication. But what vile sorcery has made a mockery of masculinity, what nameless monstrosity has stripped manhood of its rights to self-respect?

**(This is in no particular order, just a random assortment)**

1) Relationships are based on friendship: Sadly this has been misinterpreted to mean Dont be her boyfriend, be her girlfriend. Despite what the sister-hood of traveling betas will tell you, relationships are based on the need for our race to propagate themselves via reproduction and nourishment. In other words, be a boyfriend, not a friend. Women need friends to cry on, they need boyfriends to have sex with. Women need friends to feed their addiction to gossip and drama, they need boyfriends to give them convulsing orgasms.

2) It is bad to Like a Girl for her looks: This lone testament has single-handedly subjugated the sexuality of our entire generation. In high school, if you liked a girl only for her looks, you were a heartless savage who only cared about nookie. Personally I remember a whole two year hiatus in my own social circle where all of my guy friends went through a severe ego-deflation because all the girls around them told them it was wrong to simply be infatuated with a girl. Sexuality was vilified by the meta-feminine, as it is all over the world.

3) Take Relationship Advice from women: Remember the last time you took relationship advice from a woman? Remember the last time you talked to your girlfriends best friend, sister, or cousin and asked them for help? Associate that feeling with utter agony and pain. I never understood why guys had a habit of telling a GIRLS BEST FRIEND something private and then saying DONT TELL HER OK? A similar type of deluded optimism drove the dinosaurs to extinction.

4) Desperation is a sign of Love: My god, and we wonder why Oneitis has claimed more testicles than Cancer. While this might be some what sort of true the actual problem comes from an extension of this belief. The real problem is that men think Desperation is a sign of love, and that WOMAN ARE ATTRACTED TO LOVE. No. Woman are not attracted to love, they are attracted to confidence, good sex, and money among other things. But they are not attracted to love. They idolize it, they worship it like a religion, but it does NOT sexually turn them on.

5) You Must say Insecure things to build rapport: I remember once in high school I told a girl you make me nervous. She banished me instantly. That same girl became my girlfriend 3 years later. How? Every time I got nervous I thought to myself, Eff itjust lie

6) Most women have been scorned by jerks, so they will eventually see their fallacy and resort to the nice guy: No. In the defense of women however, this is not their fault. They simply arent attracted to Nice Guys. Rather than settling for one, they would rather scour the earth till judgment day looking for a Jerk who is at-least bearable.

Women would rather share a successful man than go out with a faithful loser Pook

7) Women like feminine Guys: I know some of you are wondering, No way theres no way a guy really thinks this. Sadly, there are many guys that think this. They shop with their girlfriends, they talk about gossip and drama with their girlfriends, they watch chick flicks and gossip girl, in essence, they try and become a woman. This is another example of a guy failing horribly at the crimson arts because he tried to apply logic. Women do not like men who are feminine just because they themselves are feminine.

8 ) Women hate man-whores: The only thing a girl thinks when she hears that you had sex with her best friend is that you are a pre-selected male that she can possibly mate with to. Women dont hate man-whores, they hate men who sleep around and brag about it. In fact, I hate this to. Guys, please, stop bragging about your Conquests. You are only feeding into the cultural stigma that prevents women from exploring all the aspects of their sexuality. Its becoming harder and harder nowadays to get a girl to embrace the rites of libertinage.

9) Sex is a Taboo Subject to bring up with women:

A. Sex is a better subject to bring up than basketball and Starcraft.

B. Read the post on giving off a sexual vibe

10) Self-development is for losers: Ironically, Ive noticed that most of the guys who say this are losers.

by: Shark




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