subject: British Man Wants To Get Married With A Christmas Tree [print this page] A British man loves Christmas Day so much that he celebrates Christmas every day, but recently to everyone's surprise, he sets up a mind to get married with a Christmas tree which has been acquainted for two years.
It is reported that the 47-year-old British man is Andy Parks, who has been a minor celebrity in the local place and people call him "Mr. Christmas". In the past 17 years, this Christmas lover has celebrated Christmas every day, including having Christmas dinners, watching the Queen's Christmas message, firing firecrackers and so on. All his friends thought there must be some problem with his mental.
We cannot imagine that the British has had celebrated Christmas every day for 17 years. In the 17 years, he ate at least a total of more than 6,000 Christmas dinners, gave nearly 240 thousand Christmas presents to himself which cost about 300 thousand pounds. Because of his "Christmas addiction", Parker's wife and daughter left him. However, Parker said he did not fell any sense of loneliness, because he had treated the 2-meter high Christmas tree in his living room as his "girlfriend".
Recently, Andy even decided to get married with the plastic Christmas tree. He said" I love my Christmas tree more than any other and I have bought a ring, but I have not decided to hang it on which branch".
However, Andy admitted that he had not found a witness, because no one wants to see a wedding ceremony with a plastic tree.
Andy even said that he chatted with the Christmas tree every day, and found that the tree was more understanding than his ex-wife.
by: janny
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