subject: How to Get Revenge On a Cheater - 3 Ways to Get 'Em Back! [print this page] How to Get Revenge On a Cheater - 3 Ways to Get 'Em Back!
Your boyfriend or girlfriend hooked up with someone else and it feels like you've got a bowling ball in your stomach. For many people in this situation, it becomes difficult to breathe, and thinking about anything else becomes next to impossible. But why should you let it affect you like this? Our focus today is on showing you how to get revenge on a cheater using legal, but dirty tactics. You've been hurting long enough. It's time to be proactive and have some fun!
Of course, it is important that you stay within the law as much as possible while still getting all the satisfaction you deserve. In other words, we're not going to be chopping off any penises in the middle of the night. Sorry, ladies! On the other hand, we're not going to be doing anything lame like ringing their doorbell and running away, either. Sorry, dorks!
Instead, you're going to figuratively hit them below the belt so hard that it'll feel literal. You're going to learn how to get revenge on a cheater using humiliation, frustration, and jealousy to your ultimate advantage. It's going to sting him or her a little... no, it's gonna sting a lot!
So let's get right to it, shall we?
How to Get Revenge On a Cheater - 3 Ways to Get 'Em Back!
1. Hack their voicemail. This will only work if you know their password, but if you've got it, this can be a beauty. You'll just access their voicemail account and change the greeting to say something like "Hi, you've reached Lying, Cheating Piece of Trash. Sorry I can't take your call right now, I'm off spreading gonorrhea throughout the town..." Then, set it to pick up after only one ring... and change the password!
2. SPAM the heck out of them. You won't personally be spamming them, of course. Instead, you will want to spend a whole day signing them up for "special offers" and "freebies" all over the internet. Use his or her name as the recipient, and then either use their address, or the address of their next door neighbor, parents, etc. This is especially effective if you sign them up for all kinds of embarrassing stuff like feminine hygiene, porn, etc.
Additionally, you will want to include his or her phone number and email address, to ensure proper saturation.
3. Get someone to pose as your new boyfriend or girlfriend. Better yet, GET a new boyfriend or girlfriend! Then take sexy pics (not pornographic, but hot) and post them as your Facebook profile pic. Next, take these pics and actually mail them to the dirty cheater.
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