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How to Manage a Marriage - Mantra For Men Only

If you are a married man... than this is a mantra for you:

1. The number of times you have sex with your wife is inversely proportional to the number of times she would cheat on you.

2. The number of times you have sex with your wife is inversely proportional to the number of times other men chase her.

3. The way you look is number two priority to your wife. Your money and ambition to make more of it is number one.

4. Wife maintenance formulas - give her adequate sex and keep her happy.

5. Stalking your wife, showing jealousy when she attracts other men might make her feel 'important' but does not necessarily do anything to cement the marriage.

6. The relationship you share with your wife sets an example for your children to follow. If you have a sexually satisfying and happy marriage, your children are also likely to follow suit.

7. Love and be loved. Make this your only contribution to keep the world moving.

8. The worst punishment you can give to your wife is to make her bored.

9. Common mistakes to be avoided to keep a happy family and a happier wife: attempts to change others; hurtful criticisms; disrespecting others; purposefully hurting others' feelings and being selfish. Instead, learn to give and forgive.

10. If you take care of your appearance, your wife would follow your example and try to look good too.

11. Be happy and content with what you have. Be proud of your achievements. Your wife and family would also learn to appreciate the things they have in stead of constantly bickering about things none of you have.

12. Celebrate the presence of our wife in your life all the time. If she was 'special' at one time, let her retain that status forever.

13. Celebrate what God has blessed you with instead of lamenting about things you do not have.

14. Your marriage cannot survive if you constantly demean and run down your wife.

15. Despite this crowded world around us, all of us are essentially lonely. The only cure to loneliness is lovingness.




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