subject: Watch College Football 2010 Live Online [print this page] "Dearest, FYI, my Saturdays, and the occasional Sunday, will be busy times. I have just learned that I can watch college football 2010 live online by logging on to watchnflliveonline.com."
"Oh yes? And for how many Saturdays, and the occasional Sunday, will this state of affairs persist."
"Oh, not long. Everything should be back to normal, that is to say, I will be yours to command after the second week of January, 2011."
"I see. And, just so I have it clear, between now and then, your Saturdays, and the occasional Sunday, are reserved so that you can watch college football 2010 live online. Do I have that right?"
"Yes."
"And since when have you been that interested in college football? To the extent that you are willing to risk my wrath and actually make yourself unavailable on the single day of the week in which you might actually be of some use."
"Well actually, my dear, I've always been interested in college football. More accurately, I have been ever since my fantasy football league instituted the fantasy football league draft. It is just that before I could watch college football 2010 live online I was limited in my ability to access the games. Now that I can, I intend to be much more intelligent in my choices during the draft. I'll be able to watch the eligible student athletes performing and make my own evaluations as to their worth. Before the advent of the internet, before internet connectivity made spatio-temporal translocation possible, in that lost and lonely time when I had to depend on second hand, next day, opinions of professional handicappers, in short, before I could watch college football 2010 live online by logging on to watchnflliveonline.com, I kept my interest in the process more, shall we say, discreet? Yes, that's a good word. I kept my interest discreet."
"I see. And this has nothing to do with that list of Saturday chores that I printed out and left on your dresser, right?"
"I'm afraid I don't know what you are talking about dearest. I had tentatively decided that I was going to tackle those jobs on my own when I discovered that I could watch college football 2010 live online, much to my chagrin, I might add. Once in possession of that knowledge, I am bound, by solemn oath, to avail myself of all opportunity to improve the fantasy league football team that I own. A team that I have named after your own sweet self. Not all of your self of course. Only those parts of you that are strong, tenacious, and vicious in defense of home and hearth. My team is called the Shrews'."
"What if I said that I too want to watch college football 2010 live online?"
"Why, then I'd insist that we watch college football 2010 live online at watchnflliveonline.com. Because then we could register and get the access necessary to be able to watch upcoming NCAA Football Games Online. We could register as co-owners at the fantasy league and who knows, maybe even make it to the top, together."
"Maybe. But we are going to change the team name."
