subject: Watch Nascar Labor Day Classic 500 2010 Live Online [print this page] "Want to come and watch nascar Labor Day Classic 500 2010 live online with me, over at my place? All we have to do is logon to watchnascaronline.net and that easily we can be transported to Atlanta Motor Speedway, which isn't in Atlanta, exactly, but, you know..."
"No, I don't know."
"Well, I mean to say. They probably could have named the track the Hampton Motor Speedway, which is where the track is. But, you know... Then would probably have all sorts of people jamming up their phone lines wanting to know where Hampton is and they would have to go to the trouble of explaining that Hampton is 25 miles south of Atlanta, which everybody knows is in Atlanta. But none of this is relevant. My invitation is to watch nascar Labor Day Classic 500 2010 live online. The operative word there being online'. Which, as you no doubt have sussed already, makes needing to leave where we are unnecessary. The magic of internet connectivity. We can watch the entire race, and all ancillary proceedings from the comfort of my den. The one with the large plasma screen viewer on the wall surrounded by large, comfortable, couches and cushions, and the occasional end table on which we can rest our drinks."
"Hold on there petrol breath. This invitation to watch nascar Labor Day Classic 500 2010 live online, is it an invitation to an automobile race or a sleazy attempt to get me alone on a couch?
"I am shocked and dismayed. When I invite you to watch nascar Labor Day Classic 500 2010 live online at watchnascaronline.net with me, my motives are as pure as... something that is very pure. I mean, this is NASCAR racing we are talking about here. NASCAR National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing. This is serious car racing, no time for either hanky or panky. Your sensibilities, the ones hooked up to the thrill of car racing, and only those sensibilities are the target of my invitation. Frankly, I'm a bit hurt that you might have thought otherwise."
"Okay. All right. Stop pouting. I believe you. But, before I make my decision on whether to accept your invitation to watch nascar Labor Day Classic 500 2010 live online, tell me a bit more about it."
"Fair enough. Let's see now, you already know that it is an automobile race. And that it is being held at the Atlanta Motor Speedway. And that it, the track, is actually located in Hampton Georgia about 25 miles, some 50 plus or minus kilometers, south of Atlanta. You also know that when we watch nascar Labor Day Classic 500 2010 live online, we don't actually have to go to Georgia, [the one in the US, not the eastern European one (not that it matters since we are online)], and... Ah, I have it. You don't know about the bottles of wonderfully aged red wine I have earmarked for the occasion. I could tell you about those, except of course, I just have. So, hmmm, as far as I can tell, that pretty much covers it."
"All right, you smooth tongued devil you, I'll come and watch nascar Labor Day Classic 500 2010 live online at watchnascaronline.net with you."
"Good. And while we are on site we can register so that we can get access to, and watch upcoming NASCAR races Online."
