subject: Watch The BMW Championship Stream Online [print this page] "Did you know that you'll be able to watch The BMW Championship stream online by logging on to watchgolfonline.net?"
"Which BMW Championship?"
"What do you mean which BMW Championship?"
"Well there are two. There's the PGA TOUR championship. And then there's the PGA Championship. So when you say watch The BMW Championship stream online', to which championship are you referring?"
"Let me get this straight. There are two championships with the same name? That doesn't seem right."
"Well, not same, but similar. And they are both part of the Professional Golfers Association anyway. It's just that one, the PGA TOUR, is the one that is the one that involves professional golf tournaments in the United States. When I say watch The BMW Championship stream online' I am referring to the championship tourney in Lemont, IL. Which is smack dab in the middle of the United States, and therefore under the aegis of the PGA TOUR."
"So what you are saying is that if I watch The BMW Championship stream online at watchgolfonline.net, I will be, virtually, going to the United States. Do I have that about right?"
"Yes, indeed you do. And I must tell you, you could not have picked a better time to visit Illinois. Fall is just setting in, and the colors are just beginning to turn on the leaves of the trees. Not too warm. That enervating mid-west summer is on the wane, making the days pleasant and the evenings just perfect for a good bottle of cabernet and a rehash of the golfing events of the day."
"You do know that if I watch The BMW Championship stream online, I will not physically be going to Illinois, don't you? That my presence at the 7 million plus dollar PGA TOUR event will be a virtual one. I mean, why the hard sell on the physical attractions of Lemont, IL?"
"Goodness, but that is a switch."
"What is?"
"I mean, when this started out, and until a paragraph or two ago, you seemed to know nothing about the tournament, but, now, all of a sudden, and with no prior warning, and in direct contravention of all rules of expository writing, you start exhibiting a remarkable depth of knowledge about the place you will see when you watch The BMW Championship stream online."
"That was terribly cumbersome you know."
"What was?"
"That last sentence. More like a paragraph, really. And it was remarkably devoid of any data on the PGA TOUR tournament you are supposed to be talking about."
"Yes. I know. But, as they say, needs must when the devil drives. Which you will see, drives, powerful ones, by world class golfers, competing for over 7 million dollars in prize monies, using their favorite drivers, which are golf clubs used for, well, driving, the ball of the tee."
"Not bad. Not particularly coherent, but not bad. You brought the subject back to golf anyway."
"Look, if you will agree to watch The BMW Championship stream online at watchgolfonline.net, and also, if when you are on site, you register with them and thus have access to watch Upcoming Golf Tournaments, I'll be able to shut up."
