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The Oscars were last night and usually I could not care less. I really don't get why people care about the Oscar's. It doesn't really affect whether or not I enjoyed a movie to know that it won an award from a bunch of over the hill never wins.
Furthermore, I think the fact that Hollywood and celebrities think they need a night to celebrate themselves and the tiny bit they do in entertaining a world in a lot more trouble is stupid.
Hollywood is stupid and shallow and retarded and it hurts my head that girls and some guys actually care about this crap.
Going in to the Oscars this year there was a lot of tension since a few celebs were offended by Ricky Gervais' awesome monologue at whatever awards show that was at and The Academy decided to go safe and good looking by having James Franco and Anne Hathaway (neither of whom are funny) host the event.
Predictably this didn't go well.
But that's not even the most amazing thing from the 2 minutes I saw of The Oscars.
The most amazing thing was this; Natalie Portman (I know she's pregnant I'm talking about in Black Swan and Always) is not hot. I know I'm shattering the hearts of some of my readers here, but it's true. In fact I think she may be the most physically overrated celebrity since the hey day of Angelina Jolie (Who looks like a fish). Everyone always makes a big deal of how beautiful Natalie Portman is and I just don't get it.
I mean don't get me wrong it's not like she's about to replace Kirsten Dunst as the ugliest celebrity to play roles meant for pretty girls, but she's just plain. I swear I think people get sucked in, by the fact that she looks attainable. That's a huge thing for guys; they want to feel like they have a shot with the girl even if in reality they don't.
Scarlett Johanson doesn't make people feel like they have a shot, Natalie Portman does. It doesn't make her hot though.
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