subject: Headsets, Phones And Headset Phones, "we're Not Just In Kansas Anymore Todo" [print this page] "Todo, I dreamed that the original Ma Bell was back, she was dressed like a witch and turning everyone's telephones, headsets and headset phones back to basic black. She had this horrible plan to reinstall slow rotary dials all across KansasOh Todo, it was so awful!"
Headsets, Phones, even Headset Phones, beautifully accessorized, in multiple colors and available for the holidays at discount prices and with free shipping. It's like a fairy tale! Our advertising balloon landed on this ugly old witch with a Brooklyn accent, next thing you know, our little old telephone headset business is expanding across the country. Hey, and not just phone headsets anymore either, we have these beautiful new colorful headset phones in futuristic styles and more headsets, phones and accessories than you've ever seen, even in Kansas City! They all come in a rainbow of colors and shapes and sizes to make everyone happy and comfortable. There are more colors than you ever saw, even on the Missouri side of Kansas City.
We display all the colorful new headset phones and accessories in all of the sexy new colors throughout the store and across our site and put all the technical stuff up above the phones. When someone wants to know the technical info, we tell them to look somewhere over the rainbow of colorful headset phones. With our growing line of headset phones and telephone headsets, we intend to provide great communications opportunities for entrepreneurs, business people and a growing number of home business owners across the country.
How long can it be before we have headset phones and phone headsets in the shapes of our favorite animals? I can see it now! Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh MY, this is exciting! We may be more excited about these products and prospects than the average bear but it clearly is an exciting time for phone headsets, headset phones, headsets, phones and accessories.
"Todo, I'm not the least bit scared anymore and look, over there, that's Auntie M, talking to that Tin Man about aluminum siding, she's talking to someone at his office on a beautiful, wild looking new bright red headset phone. You go Auntie M! Todo, that heartless Tin Man is trying to rip off Auntie M. Hand me that big sandbag over there we're about to fly right over that Tin Man, watch me put him out of commi$$ions!"
by: Gene Schwerman
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